This Sunday will feature an epic confrontation between an unstoppable force and an immovable object as Chris Hudson squares off against co-host Matt Gibson on the newest episode of "In Bed." Don’t miss a moment as it will be a battle for the ages. With no exaggeration I say to you that it will be as if Rocky Marciano were to box against Mike Tyson, Muhammed Ali, and Sly Stallone’s “Rocky” in one single night, with Michael Jordan, Kobe Bryant, and Lebron James playing basketball in the background.
Please vote for who you think will emerge as the victor in the poll above. But first, do your research and review the fighting background of these two man-warriors before placing your pick.
Matt “The Angry Inch” Gibson
Fighting Style: Kenpo (middle school level)
Fighting Out Of: The dangerous Rockwood precinct of Portland, OR
Strengths: Intense stare, strong background in “grappling” with other men
Weaknesses: Possible gastrointestinal and/or heart failure at any time due to years of fast food abuse, distance from mother’s warmth
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Chris “The Hudson River” Hudson
Fighting Style: Vancouver MMA (ancient Asian martial arts as taught by meth addicts)
Fighting Out Of: Exquisite and glamorous Vancouver, WA, home of the 2010 Winter Olympics
Strengths: Wears a cup at all times, thinks blood is a tremendous conditioner for red hair, has not yet died in MMA fighting
Weaknesses: Nagging shoulder injury, comic book hobby may have distorted his expectations for what a fight should be like, may have to leave fight early to paint girlfriend’s toenails
Vote for who you think will win above and listen to the bloodbath this Sunday at inbedwithmattandphil.com or search for us on iTunes.
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1 comment:
My initial instinct was to vote for Chris, even though he's not me. Then I read the statistics on the fighters. I voted for Chris.
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