Source: USAToday.com
I already feel bad before I even write this but someone has to say it so here goes:
Get Dick Clark off the air for next year’s New Year’s show. The man had a stroke and simply can’t perform anymore. Yet they keep putting him on year after year.
To put it in perspective, this would be like the Blazers having Greg Oden continue to play even if he would just roll around on the floor, holding his knee in pain while those troglodyte kids run over him during those stupid timeout contests.
This is what I heard out of Mr. Clark’s mouth last night during the countdown:
Tenah…
Ninzeh…
Clockth…
Yoyohah..
Sexay…
Fifth…
Forrtttth…
Thhhhreeeee…
Twosh…
Onththa….
Hapthy Akwayth Yeahth everybathy!
Dick then proceed to either continue talking about 2010, or placed a Wiccan hex on all of us.
Again, nothing against the guy, but let Seacrest run with it on his own now. If they insist on having Dick on, can’t they just show clips from a different a year or at the very least, use subtitles?
Hapthy Akwayth Yeahth everyone!
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