Dating

Raymusfoote.com’s The Journey blog and Matt’s Corner (matthewdgibson.com) recently posted on dating so I want to share my take as well. Let’s examine the tips we have:

DONT
Throw things at them, namely ice, EVER. Indeed, you should not throw something at anyone. Unless of course you’ve been drinking all night and need to toss the keys in someone’s hands.
Make fun of them. You can make fun of the other person as long as it’s in a playful manner and appropriate. Saying that a girl’s drink choice is “girly” is okay because it’s not a big deal. Calling her more flat-chested than Mother Theresa is not okay. It really is about not crossing the line.

Be stupid. Ray made an excellent point here as well. If you use dated references, ask her to calculate the tip, and/or noticeably drool at the mouth, you have a problem.
Pretend to be someone else. I actually really worried about what Ray does on dates when I read this point. Save that shit for Dateline.
Talk in an accent that you aren't native to. This point also ties into pretending to be someone else. A lot of people think that accents are really popular but don’t be fooled, it’s really good looking people that are popular. After all, Mr. Bean has an English accent and he’s not exactly anyone’s fantasy.
Ask them to Read a book or short story. A creepy tip, asking someone to read for you during a date is not a bright move. Sure, it was a great idea when you were still four years old but we have audiobooks now if you really want someone to read for you.  
Interrupt them continuously. Only do this if you have great stories about the hot sex you and your ex-girlfriend used to have!
Call them a name of a different girl. I’m actually really bad at remembering names because I try to remember boobs first so this one is a bit of a challenge. Luckily, it’s been my experience that you can go on talking for hours without mentioning a name. If you’re confused, use some “Mission Impossible” tricks to get the information you need. Try to look at the driver’s license when she’s asked for an ID or just steal her cell phone when she goes to the bathroom.
Slap them across the face. If you’re a girl and you’re treated that poorly during a date that this is even an idea, go ahead and slap away. Please note that I personally would file a police report for assault. Matthew mentioned that some people even like this. On the other hand, it’s a lot easier to just leave. Plus, so many people watch “Ultimate Fighter” now that you risk getting your arm broken with a quick reversal.
DO
Have a buddy be a stupid alert, just in case you are doing something stupid. This one only applies to Ray. You’re welcome bro!
Be respectful, people like that. Yes, but for God’s sake, don’t bow if you’re dating an Asian girl!
Finish your sentences. This was sort of a weird tip because it’s so basic. Here’s another basic tip: bring your genitals.
Buy them a drink (if appropeate). Buying a drink on a date is good idea, especially since you'll be using the debit card you stole from her wallet when you were trying to figure out her name.
Use their name when talking to them. This list is so lame that this point was brought up again. I’ll take it a point further and discuss what some call “baby names.” On your first few dates, don’t call the other person “babe,” “baby,” “honey,” or “my little loin.” Save these until you have the talk. Once they start, they don’t go away and God forbid that you let one slip in front of your boys.