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Wednesday, November 18, 2009

Goooooooaaaallll!

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Goal setting inherently leads to failure. For example, if I set the goal of becoming the U.S. President, one of two things will happen: Either I will be elected and then have to find a new goal to keep me going, or I will not get elected and feel like a failure.

If I set a new goal and meet that one, I will need to set another one. This keeps going until I die. When I do expire, I will likely not be finished pursuing my latest goal so one way or another, I will die a failure.

The best thing to do is to try to fuck as many people with goals as you can. Imagine your conversations then. Some jerk will say they just set a goal to run a marathon or something, and you can then counter by casually mentioning that you just fucked a girl with that same goal just last week. You’ll always come out looking like the higher achiever. 

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