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Friday, November 20, 2009

Don’t Stop, Don’t Stop!

Did you ever have that moment where you’re driving and all of a sudden you see a hot chick in the car behind you? You look innocently enough through your rearview mirror but then the light turns green and you have to go. But you follow her car using your side mirrors and then she switches lanes and you’re all of a sudden side by side at the next light. Wait, did she just glance at you? Did she flirt with you? Are you flirting with her? Will your wife find out? Is this moral? All of these thoughts are racing through your mind or maybe you’re just glad you paid for the extra large wheels. Then you go to the next light, she makes a left, you think about following her but instead go straight to your 9 am meeting.

The funny thing is that during these encounters you always sort of think that something may happen, but not once will you hear a couple say they met after flirting with each other at traffic lights for twenty blocks.

1 comment:

Matt Gibson said...

I drive a Yaris. There is no flirting. Ever.


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